Hasher Song

He’s a hasher, he’s true blue

He’s a hasher, through and through

He’s a hasher, so they say

And he’ll never go to heaven

Couse he’s going to ther way

Drink it down – down – down – down…..

OURS IS NOT TO REASON WHY

Why was he born so beautiful?

Why was he born at all?

He’s no f***ing use to anyone

He’s no f***ing use at all

Drink it down – down - down – down…..

The Waiting Song

Why are we waiting

We could be masturbating

Oh why are we waiting

For you to drink your beer

Why are we waiting

We could be fornicating

oh why are we waiting

For you to drink your beer

Why are waiting

Oh why are we waiting

Why are we waiting

so f***ing long.